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George Carlin Says Tax the Churches -


TAGS: carlin churches politics taxes
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RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 3:55 pm
Last of the great satirists. Jon Stewart who?
StoneTools - June 9, 2013, 1:40 pm
so, is it safe to a**ume that you feel the same about the liberals getting non profit status, for instance, the OFA (which is blatantly pro obama) and was already approved with minimum paperwork while right leaners were penalized for not being liberals?
Renza - June 9, 2013, 10:30 am
I thought they upgraded from a wall to a hologram?
Cannabal - June 8, 2013, 11:44 pm
The whole point of tax exemption meant no direct influence in politics at all. Sadly, the wall of church and state has as many holes in it as a US immigration policy.
Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 6:45 pm
No one is claiming George Carlin for their own, just those willing to accept logical, unbiased resolve of that which demands resolution.
Renza - June 8, 2013, 1:47 pm
Is that why you're constantly talking about lefties and Obama followers?
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 11:04 am
You have issues, don't you? Just because 1 or 2 people do something, why does that define a whole group?
BobbEdwards - June 8, 2013, 9:37 am
That was a quick 1L ;-) What's the matter, it's George Carlin! You know, the guy that right-wingers here are trying to claim for their side. I guess they don't want that ridiculous notion spoiled for them...


AGNOSTICISM - The only true Religion.




Liberal Hypocrisy -




THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE - from the one of the Constitution's greatest contributors - Thomas Jefferson


TAGS: church
Rating: 3.4/5

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NOT ONLY A MEMBER - The founder also




CHURCH & STATE -




WISTON CHURCHILL - He'd have been a great American president: "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."




HYPOCRITES - "Sell your possessions and give to those in need." (California's Crystal Cathedral worth 57.7 million)




Separation of Church and State -


TAGS: church state separation
Rating: 3.67/5

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PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 11:53 am
Actually they based it more on the principles of the Enlightenment, such as the philosophy of John Locke. http://www.articlemyriad.com/influence-enlightenment-formation-united-states/
Oyster - May 5, 2013, 11:35 am
You're right. And the Founders didn't base the country on Christian values and schools were not held in churches either...
PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 9:19 am
Are you trying to say we have no separation of church & state in this country? That would be incorrect.
Oyster - May 5, 2013, 8:40 am
There is no such thing. It is No State Church. Again, twisting the Constitution in an attempt to match an agenda. sad, very sad.


Separation of Church and State -


TAGS: church state separation
Rating: 3.5/5

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Renza - May 1, 2013, 5:20 pm
accepting that all the important parts are ridiculous is basically admitting it's a false religion though, not that they'd admit it.
Curlyrocks - May 1, 2013, 5:06 pm
I had a great conversation this morning with a Jehovah Witness that dropped by and we both agreed that god is not the man on the cloud. Almost no one believes that any more. But I do expect fundies to ignore the treaty of tripoly for their fantasy world.
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 4:43 pm
Actually that would be the beliefs of Biblical literalists, like evangelicals, etc. Most Christians are not Biblical literalists.
Renza - May 1, 2013, 4:36 pm
Good luck trying to convince the religious types of that... most of them believe a bearded guy on a cloud made everything 5000 years ago and fit 2 of all animals on the planet into a small yacht while flooding the planet for a month... facts are useless
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 4:02 pm
... all the others. In fact, that was the impetus behind Jefferson's Danbury letter, to a**ure the Danbury Baptists they would not be discriminated against just because of their denomination.
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 4:01 pm
Curiously, reading through the material, it wasn't so much based on distrust of Christianity per se, but rather distrust between Christian denominations at the time. Each one wanted to make sure that no individual denomination had an advantage over ...
Curlyrocks - May 1, 2013, 3:07 pm
I'm not saying the treaty its self needs to stand, but it does give us a look at the level of separation of church and state the founding fathers intended for America. It clearly displays there intention that religion never get in the way of policy.
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 7:46 pm
If you read the actual decision instead of the Summarized For Dummies version, you'll see it. http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/07-290.ZO.html
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 7:36 pm
I don't see anything in the ruling that supports your bs. You can read (or have read to you) the following: http://www.lawnix.com/cases/dc-heller.html
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 7:30 pm
You mean the part where they recognized that Second Amendment rights are subject to reasonable restrictions?
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 7:08 pm
Treaties mean nothing. As a reference look up the treaties we signed with the native americans. They were well worded and not worth the paper they were written on.
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 7:06 pm
ever hear of District of Columbia v Heller? You might want to look that up.
crankyhead - April 30, 2013, 3:28 pm
I'm pretty sure the term "well regulated militia" appears in there somewhere. Anyone know which amendment that one is?
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 2:29 pm
into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan [Mohammedan] nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 2:28 pm
As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion,—as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility,[Muslims],—and as the said States never entered
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 2:28 pm
Says the opposite in the Treaty of Tripoli (1796) as a matter of fact.
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 5:09 am
*WHOOSH*
StoneTools - April 29, 2013, 10:12 pm
Nowhere in our constitution does it say anything about background checks for guns either.


PROOF FROM THE CHURCH OF CLIMATOLOGY - That man-made warming is responsible for disappearing bird populations




Separation of Church and State -


TAGS: church state separation
Rating: 4/5

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Cannabal - April 27, 2013, 12:23 pm
Truth is, putting your hand on the Bible makes it a religious oath, but don't tell the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court that one.
PapaFox - April 27, 2013, 9:46 am
*Blink* Are you serious?? With all the conservatives fighting against reproductive rights, LGBT equality, trying to force religion into schools and discourage science when it clashes with their beliefs...?
JGalt - April 27, 2013, 8:49 am
funny, how that's not happening...for the most part


CHRISTIAN LEADERS - Have devised a new way to get people to come to church on Sunday. They borrowed the idea from Irish Catholics.




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you think its wrong for religious leaders to be involved in politics, unless their names happen to be Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson.




REAGAN ON THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE -




" PALESTINIAN DELEGATION TO THE VATICAN TO DISCUSS AGREEMENT WITH ISRAEL ABOUT CHURCH " - "Nice Church you got here, would be a shame if something happened to it"




John Tyler -




SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL - "There is no such thing as a good tax"




SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE IS NOW CHURCH IS THE STATE -




THANK GOD THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HAS FINALLY AWOKEN - from the evil progressive siren song and declared war on the Obama administration




The Idea of the Sacred -




Ingersoll on Church and State -




Theocracy -


TAGS: theocracy church state religion constitution
Rating: 4.2/5

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Renza - May 25, 2013, 2:38 pm
very true.
Rudedog - May 24, 2013, 11:10 pm
Nice one CanMan


WHY IS IT -




CHURCH/STATE SEPARATION - My, how times change.


TAGS: church state separation
Rating: 3.67/5

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Rudedog - February 14, 2013, 9:45 pm
Remember how democrats and republicans a**assinated their own president.


Query -


TAGS: church state religion constitution conservative
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Curlyrocks - May 26, 2013, 2:58 pm
No no no Cannabal we've tried to explain it to you but one more time, when Christians do it it's cool but other religions are false so how could they possibly be expected to make just laws?
Renza - May 26, 2013, 12:20 pm
Why yes, I believe that is something they would say.


The Wall Between Church and State -


TAGS: church state religion theocracy government
Rating: 3.67/5

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Cannabal - May 24, 2013, 11:52 pm
Forgive me, I couldn't shorten the quote without it losing its impact.
Rudedog - May 24, 2013, 11:07 pm
Almost scrolled past the Vik poster. Glad I didn't.
Cannabal - May 24, 2013, 8:13 pm
I just couldn't truncate the quote. And rest a**ured, I insist on being succinct.
Curlyrocks - May 24, 2013, 8:12 pm
5L, But don't fall for the allure of the 500 page "poster" keep it short and sweet.


FRED PHELPS - You can't stay alive forever. Can't wait to protest your funeral, you bastard.


TAGS: fred phelps westboro baptist church
Rating: 3.57/5

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PapaFox - April 8, 2013, 5:52 pm
Too right.


CHURCH/STATE SEPARATION - Not just for liberals, but for all of us.


TAGS: separation of church state
Rating: 3.55/5

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Rudedog - January 27, 2013, 7:51 pm
Why is that so hard for some to accept?


CHURCH/STATE SEPARATION - It protects both church and state




CHURCH & STATE -




No Sharia Law! -




SOME PEOPLE ARE SIMPLER THAN OTHERS -


TAGS: separation church state
Rating: 3.17/5

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arnnatz - January 5, 2013, 5:58 pm
I don't think he even reads the posters that he steals. He just pukes them out from whatever site he's lurking on
PapaFox - January 5, 2013, 5:29 pm
Hmm... From his posts, Vik seems to be more anti-religion (lately anyway). I'm a believer, but I strongly support church/state separation.
foxrecon19d - January 5, 2013, 3:28 pm
Where have we heard that before?
PapaFox - January 5, 2013, 3:05 pm
We've achieved peace in our time then. :)
foxrecon19d - January 5, 2013, 2:28 pm
There is hope for America yet! See there? Something you and Vik have in common. And even I agree...to a point. Separation of church and state must also include separation of state from church.


JOHN LOCKE ON TOLERANCE -




SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE - Pro and Con




IMMUTABLE TRUTH -




US CONSTITUTION - You don't get to pick & choose only the parts you like.




Church -


TAGS: church religion creationism conservative republican
Rating: 2.71/5

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Renza - April 25, 2013, 6:04 pm
We could only be so lucky...
Curlyrocks - April 25, 2013, 4:12 pm
Now if only government could operate free of intrusion from them.


Guys, about that church/state separation thing... -




Mississippi -




SECULAR NATION -




THE CATHOLIC CHURCH - They're the ones who started this false controversy about birth control: because they still live in the Dark Ages.




NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER - Conservatively speaking, this day is not only unconstitutional; it is also wholly unnecessary.




SOME CHURCHES - Indeed are for profit institutions and are tax free and don't have to submit disclosure statements. WTF?




CAPITALISM IT'S INHERENT VICE IS THE UNEQUAL SHARING OF BLESSINGS - the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.




Winston Churchill -


TAGS: winston churchill
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - February 11, 2017, 12:24 pm
Actually, no can find any evidence that he actually said this.


The Cult Of Climatology -


TAGS: church of climatology prophet al gore goran climat change cult zealots global warming alarmists junk science
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DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 10:12 pm
"god sends hurricanes because you burn too much coal!" would have been funnier.


Never Let a Serious Crisis Go to Waste -


TAGS: obama gun control charleston south carolina church shooting never let a serious crisis go to waste
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calron - November 1, 2015, 9:44 pm
So basically you offered no real count for what I said and pretended to know my motivation and attacked me off that falsehood rather that actually engage in an hoest debate.
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:54 am
/you got your rise out of me,stalker.And that's all you're gonna get.I notice others call you calvon.Fitting.Nice username fail there you got going.Karma.You can argue with yourself for now on,CalVon.that's sums up all you really do anyways,troll.Bye now/
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:45 am
/of course you did, you are an irritating fail troll. that what trolls do, they like to push b.uttons. good job. glad you admitted it,Murican. There would be something wrong with me if I didn't react to your disrespectful trolling of a national tragedy./
calron - June 22, 2015, 1:35 am
Wow, looks like I pushed a b***on. :P Mental illness is the mots common factor in these types of shootings, yet politicians do no talk about the red flags that these shooters wave all over that are ignored.
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:25 am
-old and dirty./my your egotistically spouting off tonite. existence might be here long after we're gone. but thank {the Pope's} god you won't be./
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:20 am
/if they did, you and your split personalities on this site would be endangered - so I'd be for that./might be time for you to do some laundry - your socks are getting old, failtroll/
calron - June 21, 2015, 11:56 pm
They're gonna regulate mental illness?
RonaldReagan - June 20, 2015, 2:37 pm
I will relinquish my weapons, bullets first. To the thug who tries to take away my liberty.
fauxnews - June 20, 2015, 2:27 pm
Not sure what area u live in,but in the part of'Murica where I reside there are local gun shows all the time where u can pick up firearms with little or no regulation.You're living in denial to not acknowledge that scary reality in light of current events
Cyberhagen - June 20, 2015, 12:47 pm
I don't have a gun either but at least I can get one if I need one. And the myth that they are handed like candy is a lie. I needed to register with the local police dept and have two witnesses for my character, and it took several months to get.
Zeitguy - June 19, 2015, 8:53 pm
Ask Australians how that gun confiscation is working for them. Only the criminals have guns now.
mittromney - June 19, 2015, 1:41 pm
/I've always managed to protect my own house just fine without a firearm. Maybe it's because I live somewhere that doesn't glorify violence and give out a**ault weapons like Halloween candy. how is that working out for you America?/
mittromney - June 19, 2015, 1:39 pm
/so pushing for regulation on the very thing that caused the problem is shameless? the NRA hold rallies only miles away from school shootings is shameless./The idolization of guns f***ed your country


Obama The History Flunkie -




The Pope's Preposterous Priorities -


TAGS: pope francis global warming stupidity climate change hoax warmists greenies alarmists green religion catholic church
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calron - June 22, 2015, 12:05 am
My his egotistically spouting off. Existence will be here long after we're gone.


reagan on Church & State -


TAGS: reagan church religion
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - February 10, 2015, 10:45 am
At the same time that our Constitution prohibits state establishment of religion, it protects the free exercise of all religions. And walking this fine line requires government to be strictly neutral.


Private Enterprise -




The Church of Gaia is Teaming Up With the Church of Scientology -




Republitard Logic -




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